CATFISHED INTO A PARTY HOSTEL

I really really really wish this was clickbait.

But unfortunately, I was indeed catfished into staying at the biggest party hostel in Jaco, Costa Rica this week.

First off, WHY THE F IS A PARTY HOSTEL ON AIRBNB?! Like, why. 😫

Second, I could kiiiiind of tell it wasn’t going to be our vibe (aka chic and chill and QUIET) when I booked but the pickins were especially slim in Jaco so I had to go ahead and do it.

Anyways, sleep has been on a minimum since arriving in Jaco as our “luxury room” is immediately next to the pool bar. 🙄

This hostel (Selina) would actually be pretty dope if I was not a grandma👵🏻and interested in going out every night. In college, I likely would have been all about this place.

But now, my body is a TEMPLE (lol kind of ) and I am trying to keep wrinkles at a minimum. Partying does not help that situation. 😂 Also, Troy works every morning at 7. Soooooo not super ideal for us.

What I am trying to say is Selina Jaco (there is a huge chain of Selina hostels, and the one that we saw in Santa Teresa was sooo chill! Not like this at all.) should 150% not be allowed to even be posted on AirBnb. You see, AirBnb posts select boutique hotels and private homes. This place definitely isn’t under that category lol.

Anywho, we have a pretty savage AirBnb review coming their way, mostly because it’s not an appropriate posting to be on the platform. As I write this people are “wooooooing” like is spring break 2005 from the pool outside our room.

Delightful.

LOL. Im seriously so old. Listen to me. 😂

But anyways, tomorrow we leave for Manuel Antonio (!!!!!) AND IM SO FING EXCITED. YOU KNOW WHY??

SLOTHS LIVE IN MANUEL ANTONIO. AND LOTS OF THEM. Like, all the sloths.

Girl is on a sloth hunt, I swear. If I don’t see one I will be crushed.

Anyways, about to put in my ear plugs so I can get a few winks tonight.

TALK TO YOU ON THE FLIP SIDE!

xxx,

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